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 SneakA Peek at the best of the Psychotic Utensils Series |
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100 (:40)Psychotic Utensils Sneak Peek A smorgasbord of GuyGrub-ination. The best cuts from my first 12 episodes. I slice. I dice. I sauté mice. Well, I don’t really, but it rhymes, and in this “almost a music video” video, it is the art that matters, not the substance. And you can dance to it — unless you are white.  Ep
101 (1:31)Timer Kalibration — Basics Okay, so my kitchen timer is a pint glass. And my timing fluid comes in six packs. That doesn't mean you don’t need to know about "pre-pints" and "the buyback" method of calculation. Cause if you don't do it right, you could burn your brats.  Ep
102 (2:35)GuyTricks Things you won't learn watching Rachel Ray. Like how to measure with shots. How to identify meat, potatoes, and some really esoteric kitchen tools. You know, tricks only a real guy like me could teach you.  Ep
103 (:45)Hungry Tongs Look out, honey! My tongs are hungry. And they have a mind of their own. This episode should not be viewed by grubbies under two years old unless accompanied by a MILF who will come banging on my door to complain.  Ep
104 (:49)Duck Tape Amazingly, it doesn't taste anything like duck! This is the episode that got me named a person of interest by the DEA and the Psychiatric Quacks of America. And thus thru the help of federal agents and shrinks, it became the most watched episode since their dual investigation of the Mentos-Diet Coke caper. A white paper is due out later this year with recommendations to make Duck Tape an illegal substance.  Ep
105 (1:29)Spreaders In this heart-warming episode that is a combo of Eye Of Dragon meets Oprah, I explain why it is okay to get sensitive with your tool. And how to make the Big Decision on your spreaders.  Ep
106 (1:08)Screwjobber If any tool on my Power Wall of Psychotic Utensils lives up to its name, it’s my trusty Screwjobber. And you know with a name like Screwjobber, it's got to be a very good tool, indeed. And this one lives up to it's name in so many ways.  Ep
107 (1:12)Cakeorator In this artistic episode, I explain why my Cakeorator would be a great utensil to use to decorate a very special birthday cake… if only it had spell check, which it doesn't.  Ep
108 (:53)Turkey Stitcher When it comes to stuffing your bird, and especially over-stuffing your bird, you’ll need this tool, unless of course you work for NASA and have access to the 5.1 professional version of Space-Time Stuff-It.  Ep
109 (:58)Nasty Nut Cracker Don't use without reading the Warning Label. Read the Warning! I repeat… Read The Warning! Especially if you used the Cakeorator to decorate your shortie's birthday cake.  Ep
110 (1:05)Slam Bammer You might be surprised to find out the number of things you can slam bam, starting with your meat, and moving up the food chain from there.  Ep
111 (1:21)Firebreathing Toast Zapper Kiddies, don't try it at home — even with lotsa fire insurance. Instead, go to your friend’s house, the one whose Mom is always passed out on the couch with a bottle of vodka. Then zap away!  Ep
112 (:57) The Thing Oh, no! Not that! Not… the Thing!!!! Even a guy like me who laughs at danger and doesn’t know the meaning of the word feer (or the spelling either)… even I am scared of this most psychotic of Psychotic Utensils. Ep
113 (1:30)Remedial Timer Kalibration You thought you had it, right? But then you had to cook 3 things at the same time, and you got your beers and buybacks all mixed up, and you burned your macho meatloaf, and your yellow waxed beans looked more like firecracker fuses than food. Actually, if you're that dumb, this webisode won't help.  Ep
114 (1:30)Best Of Psychotic Utensils All the thrills, the chills, but mostly spills. Better than Cliff Notes. Cheaper than GuyGrub Guy For Dummies. Warning: Children under two years old must be accompanied by hot babysitter who appreciates the right tool for the job. |
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 Cowpoked
BeansPull up to the ol' chuckwagon, and ol' Gabby Guy will give you his good ol' recipe for cowpoking your legumes. "Yee Haw!" says Noni, as she uses her cattle prod on Guy to speed up dinner.
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